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friendlyneighborhoodpixie:

finding a roleplayer that’s into the same super dark and kinky shit as you

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> Be the walking existential crisis. 
That’s quite rude. Your name is GH’LEUB, but you prefer others call you “FRIEND.” It’s pretty easy to tell that you’re a SEADWELLER, and if somebody were to expose your ichor, it would be kind of a FUSCHIA color. Most trolls would pride themselves with this fact, but NOT YOU.
You see, you don’t exactly think you DESERVE your lifespan, nor your CASTE. You feel as though a troll more PUT-TOGETHER is more deserving. Other than the aforementioned EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, you are a very BLUNT troll. You resort to harsh words very quickly, and you CAN and WILL cut a bitch.
You reside deep within the ocean with your CUTTLEFISH LUSUS. He’s huge. You also find yourself hunting the SEALIFE very often, so having such LUXURIOUS LOCKS gets in the way. To combat this, you braid every few strands into a small braid and use it as BONDAGE ROPE. … Not bondage rope, but close enough.
You do not have a trollian, you live underwater. Computer’s don’t work for shit underwater. You type like a normal person. 

> Be the walking existential crisis. 

That’s quite rude. Your name is GH’LEUB, but you prefer others call you “FRIEND.” It’s pretty easy to tell that you’re a SEADWELLER, and if somebody were to expose your ichor, it would be kind of a FUSCHIA color. Most trolls would pride themselves with this fact, but NOT YOU.

You see, you don’t exactly think you DESERVE your lifespan, nor your CASTE. You feel as though a troll more PUT-TOGETHER is more deserving. Other than the aforementioned EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, you are a very BLUNT troll. You resort to harsh words very quickly, and you CAN and WILL cut a bitch.

You reside deep within the ocean with your CUTTLEFISH LUSUS. He’s huge. You also find yourself hunting the SEALIFE very often, so having such LUXURIOUS LOCKS gets in the way. To combat this, you braid every few strands into a small braid and use it as BONDAGE ROPE. … Not bondage rope, but close enough.

You do not have a trollian, you live underwater. Computer’s don’t work for shit underwater. You type like a normal person. 

In ten words or less, try to piss off my troll!

sapientpawnkeeper:

I’m doing exactly what I shouldn’t do and feeding into the drama.  I’m sorry.  BUT.

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY

AND IF THIS IS A BRAND NEW ISSUE TO YOU

Then please DO NOT make assumptions and voice your opinions about something that is much more complicated than the IMMEDIATE happenings on your dashboard.

As it’s been stated by MANY people, this has been going on for a LONG time, there is a TON of evidence, and it has been addressed in public NUMEROUS times.

This isn’t just some random, meritless calling out.  Stop assuming that it is. 

And don’t you dare send ANYONE hate.  Including Jay.

kinda afraid to post my troll now„,

shrinks away

oh god what happened this time

goatpox:

akumyo:

mokoudraws:

mokou:

someting for a friend

i just want to say, for people reblogging this, that this is called the “rule of thirds” and the tips i wrote here by no means are things that you HAVE to do! these are just tips i use for myself, i kind of made up the bubble rule and i dont even know if im using the rule right haha so there theres that! i just like to use it so i know my bubbles have a place to go



examples of me using rule of thirds to separate elements in “Rachael and Penny”

i got the information a long time ago from a thread on penciljack called Storytelling 101, specifically this image
there is tons of information on rule of thirds available, i know eyecager has a post that dips into it …. 

Making note of this. I really need to work on my word-bubble placement. 

Yeah one of the big reasons I don’t do a lot of comics is because I get caught up in the technical aspects of it and realize I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING ABORT ABORT and this is one of those things so cool thanks yay.

goatpox:

akumyo:

mokoudraws:

mokou:

someting for a friend

i just want to say, for people reblogging this, that this is called the “rule of thirds” and the tips i wrote here by no means are things that you HAVE to do! these are just tips i use for myself, i kind of made up the bubble rule and i dont even know if im using the rule right haha so there theres that! i just like to use it so i know my bubbles have a place to go

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examples of me using rule of thirds to separate elements in “Rachael and Penny”

i got the information a long time ago from a thread on penciljack called Storytelling 101, specifically this image

there is tons of information on rule of thirds available, i know eyecager has a post that dips into it …. 

Making note of this. I really need to work on my word-bubble placement. 

Yeah one of the big reasons I don’t do a lot of comics is because I get caught up in the technical aspects of it and realize I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING ABORT ABORT and this is one of those things so cool thanks yay.

17 for sicrus?
Anonymous

Well-,-I-am-a-VERY-good-liar-. It’s-a-skill-that-comes-with-the-business-.

And-I-lie-.-.-.-more-often-than-I-should-.

38, 15, 2, 5, 10, for 2 trolls of your choice

2.) Do you have any strange fascinations? 

I’ve always wondered if you could change a still-living troll’s blood color…

10.) Any fears? If so how hindering to you are they in everyday life. 

♂ Don’t talk to me about firreckackerrs. Don’t. ♂

5.) What if your least favorite and favorite parts of your body? Any feature you pride yourself on? Then least favorite would you change it if you could? 

♂ My least favorrite is prrobably my eyes. My favorrite… 

I’m alrright with my hairr. It’s nice, I guess. ♂

15.) What would you do with the ability to see ghosts? Would they scare you or would you be interested in them? 

I think I’d enjoy seeing ghosts! I’d probably talk with them about what they’ve seen in their… spectral travels?
38.) Do you have a bad temper? How hard is it to control your temper if you even try. 

A bad temper comes with my caste, but the sopor tablets help with that. However…

I wouldn’t pay a visit if the subjects are breaking out.

thefantrollbundle:

Chucks this out here, send a number and have fun„,

  1. Biggest pet peeves? How much do they annoy you? Are they bad enough to be a deal breaker if someone you were interested did them?
  2. Do you have any strange fascinations?
  3. What are your turn on’s turn off’s?
  4. What if your favorite part of the…